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What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:23

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

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I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

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Me : No

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

How could NASA possibly land on the moon when it's impossible to reach the moon through the Earth's dome? Why are they making up such an obvious lie?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Me : Because it's month of August.

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Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Sure.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I'm 24.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

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Me : Thank you.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

He : Tea ?

Me : I don't drink

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Then let's have some coffee

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.